Let me describe him for you, or at least the things about him that make me think he’s a vamp XD
Oh, let’s see…:
-He’s nearly pale white
-His canine teeth or "fangs" as I call them are a lot sharper and longer looking than those of anybody I know, but his teeth are perfect
-He’s crazy fast, I swear to Jesus Christ, he can run nearly as fast and maybe just as fast as a horse if he wanted to but he tires out quickly in the sun
-No matter how much water he drinks during the day he’s still always thirsty but I’ve asked him and he doesn’t have an issue or anything
-He’s also very strong
-He doesn’t like to get out of the house if he doesn’t have to or really doesn’t want to which is usually ALWAYS
-He usually doesn’t leave the house during broad daylight unless he can take his sunglasses and sunblock
-He sunburns EXTREMELY easily
-He’s pretty mature for anybody of his or my age, he likes to mess around, he’s just not a veyr big fan of "fun in the sun"
-The cold really doesn’t seem to effect him, he says he likes it
-He loves the night
-He’s kind of gothic and he has a trench coat
-He shops at Hot Topic XD (though he usually gets pretty pissed about them not having merchandise of stuff like The Flintstones and Harry Potter, WHICH THEY SHOULD!)
-He’s really into music and nature, he says his biggest enemy is Justin Bieber and BP oil industiries XD
-He’s really, really, really good at guitar but he also listens to really old music and music that sounds kind of old, a lot of it is pretty strange… (Stuff like Cage the Elephant, Sum 41, The Beatles, The Animals)
-He knows his history and geography pretty well
-He says he’s not a christian like the rest of the family and has had the guts to call the Bible "crap"
-I messed around with him and asked him if he was a vampire, he just smirked and looked at me like I was jsut a really amusing little dog and walked off
And a lot of other stuff that makes Edward Cullen look like he’s just a blood sucking fairy, which according to him, he IS…
Oh! and he hates Twilight XD
he’s a vampire for sure.
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Yeah he’s obviously a vampire!
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they. don’t. exist.
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He is not a vampire ok
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You have to be pulling my leg (or sucking the blood out of it)
Yeah he sounds like a vampire, try stabbing him in the heart with a wooden stake, he should die if he’s a vampire.
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sounds like it
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he’s a vampire for sure.
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