Are you a fan of the Jonas Brothers?

Posted by admin on January 20th, 2010 and filed under beatles merchandise | 12 Comments »

Are you a fan of the Jonas Brothers?
I am a 53 yr old female and i love the jonas brothers I base my whole life around them. I have all of their music, posters, clothes, dvds, activity books, ticket stubs, OFFICIAL fan photos, OFFICIAL and unofficial bootlegs. I HAVE EVERYTHING!!!! I go to all their concerts and scream at them Hysterically. I try to get in the first row so i can hear their dreamy songs. They are better than the Beatles. One day my husband got sick of my obsession and packed up our 8 kids and left me but I didn’t care. I just sat and listened to my Jonas Brother cds all day. It really made me feel better. My friends don’t hang out with me anymore. I used to go to the mall and drunk and holler at hot men but now i spend all of my money on Jonas brothers concerts and merchandise. I can barely pay the rent or eat. I love the Jonas brothers that much. They are the best thing ever. Why can’t they understand my love for this band?? Can they see that this is everything to me?? I love them so much. I tried to meet them but they said they were too busy. They were lying. Why don’t they want to meet me? I need to know?? Are guys fans like me??

….Someone get the gun.

12 Responses

  1. Kaitlin Says:

    ….Someone get the gun.
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  2. Ben C ™ [backup] Says:

    *gag*
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  3. *Tired* Says:

    wow. you’re sick.
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  4. Lorcan: Time for night-digging. Says:

    Does "being a fan" of them mean wanting to throw them into a giant, high-power fan?

    If so, then yes. I’m a big fan.
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  5. ★ ☆ ✰ıĀıŕƐćķ ★☆ ✰ Says:

    oh jesus lord! NO
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    please answer people
    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Av9ws698zaFxdNj6t71ZET_sy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20091108215330AAQOq4x

  6. ★αηgєℓ вαвє ω/ нσяηѕ★ ;) Says:

    i guess this is a bad time to say my friend might meet them
    hell no they suck harder then miley!!!!!

    *runs and hides* o.O
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  7. T-REEYZ Says:

    someone needs a life
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  8. Naughty Nurse♥ Says:

    Yes
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    not really

  9. GothicDraconian Says:

    To re frame from losing my mind with the mile long essay I can write of why I dislike the jonas brothers. I’m going to take the easy road and give you a strong and firm…

    NOO!
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  10. Carlos C Says:

    Who? Are those some sort of authors or characters of a book?
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    For the lulz.

  11. Karebear Says:

    I’m sensing an elaborate joke.

    If not… damn. I thought mankind was better than that.
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  12. Misha Says:

    you are 53 and you like the jonas brothers.
    others can perceive you as freaky..cause they are KIDS
    but if you simply a fan of their music..that’s understandable..

    i personally don’t like their winey voices. after the song "Year 3000", they were over rated and went DOWN hill =[
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