Are you a fan of the Jonas Brothers?

I am a 53 yr old male and i love the jonas brothers I base my whole life around them. I have all of their music, posters, clothes, dvds, activity books, ticket stubs, OFFICIAL fan photos, OFFICIAL and unofficial bootlegs. I HAVE EVERYTHING!!!! I go to all their concerts and scream at them Hysterically. I try to get in the first row so i can hear their dreamy songs. They are better than the Beatles. One day my wife got sick of my obsession and packed up our 8 kids and left me but I didn’t care. I just sat and listened to my Jonas Brother cds all day. It really made me feel better. My friends don’t hang out with me anymore. I used to go to football games and drunk and holler at hot ladies but now i spend all of my money on Jonas brothers concerts and merchandise. I can barely pay the rent or eat. I love the Jonas brothers that much. They are the best thing ever. Why can’t they understand my love for this band?? Can they see that this is everything to me?? I love them so much. I tried to meet them but they said they were too busy. They were lying. Why don’t they want to meet me? I need to know?? Are guys fans like me?? Oh and im not gay thats all in the past
My mom got me into them. I caught her one day dancing in a bikini to their music

With all due respect, have you gone crazy?

Jonas Brothers are better than The Beatles. I never thought i would live to hear that. Okay, so am not a big fan of The Beatles, but that doesn’t mean that am gonna entertain such a thought for even a second.

And whom did you leave your family? For a bunch of teenagers who sing cheesy lyrics? And what did you get from it? Isolation?

And ‘your’ Jonas Brothers.. Did they even care to meet you? No, you know why?

‘Cos they don’t care. They are happy rolling about in stardom and all the fame and all the cash. It doesn’t matter to them if an old guy leaves his family for them.

What are you doing with your life? Open up your eyes and see what’s all gone wrong. You still have time. Undo everything before it’s too late.

6 Responses to “Are you a fan of the Jonas Brothers?”

  1. Eric Forman~ Ryan Ross says:

    You have Zack Morris as your avatar. Not surprising
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  2. eLenaLicious says:

    Umm if you don’t come to my house and burn it down if I say HELL NO, then NO
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  3. KatieLovesMichael says:

    Haha sounds like you have a nice life dude.
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  4. Anwesh says:

    With all due respect, have you gone crazy?

    Jonas Brothers are better than The Beatles. I never thought i would live to hear that. Okay, so am not a big fan of The Beatles, but that doesn’t mean that am gonna entertain such a thought for even a second.

    And whom did you leave your family? For a bunch of teenagers who sing cheesy lyrics? And what did you get from it? Isolation?

    And ‘your’ Jonas Brothers.. Did they even care to meet you? No, you know why?

    ‘Cos they don’t care. They are happy rolling about in stardom and all the fame and all the cash. It doesn’t matter to them if an old guy leaves his family for them.

    What are you doing with your life? Open up your eyes and see what’s all gone wrong. You still have time. Undo everything before it’s too late.
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  5. Ŝлᾅκξ~ŞиѧҝЄ says:

    Dude, let go of them. You had it all! Wife, children… any mans dream. I personally think they are sh*t. Don`t throw away your life. Think of your mother, and what she thought you would become. Try listening to other music, get your friends and wife back, music is NOT everything. The jonas brothers probably don`t even know you exist, so forget it. The world is waiting.
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  6. Isadepp says:

    Haha how funny how some people think this shit is true… you dumb ass how can you be 52 years in one question and 53 years 5 minutes after in another question? I don’t get why you do this but is a total waste of time and not even funny… haha how original…stupid
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